glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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