Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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