He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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