Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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