in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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