Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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