i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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