Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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