Man, jail baloney is awful.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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