I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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