This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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