Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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