I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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