Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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