love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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