Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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