so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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