You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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whose parrot is this?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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