as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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