They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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