Yo dont text me then not text me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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