Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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