So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
