I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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