So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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