I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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