try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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