Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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