So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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