Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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