I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I'm really busy with my period
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