At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
worst night to have a conscience
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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