why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I won the penis lottery.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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