Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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