My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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