; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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