so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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