God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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