I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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