So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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