Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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