Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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