I got chris browned last night
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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