Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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