I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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