plz talk dirty to me
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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