So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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