Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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