Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I wear drunk well.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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