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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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