So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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