I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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