I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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